A Wee Book Of Scottish Insults

The main insult you could say to a Scot is to call them English. 

Its a touchy subject, like they say in the movie Trainspotting

"Some people hate the English, but l don't. They're just wankers. We on the other hand, are colonised by wankers."

This here however is a book to help you through understanding the Scot's language and the beauty of the number of insults it contains.

Scot's love to insult each other, even their friends, but be careful if you choose to use these phrases, they could get you in trouble.

What’s inside

• Iconic phrases with context. From “bawbag” and “peely wally” to “glaikit,” “dreich,” and “skelped arse,” you get the line, the translation, and how it lands in real life (see examples on pp. 3, 6, 28, 30, 40).

• Clear, friendly explanations. Each entry explains tone and typical situations, so you know when it is playful and when it crosses a line (e.g., “gads min,” “the boke,” “reekin,” “feartie,” pp. 13, 15, 19, 37).

• Playful extras. “Dr. McBawbag’s” faux prescription and clinic pages send up modern nonsense with tongue in cheek “diagnoses” and “treatments” (pp. 11–12, 21–22).

Why you’ll love it

• Instant smiles. Perfect for a coffee table flip, a pub-night icebreaker, or a gift for any pal who appreciates a well-aimed quip.

• Learn as you laugh. You come away with vocabulary, nuance, and cultural color, not just shock value.

Good to know

• Language note: Contains strong language, adult humor, and some terms that many readers will find insulting. Use with care and common sense.  

Created by Sik Studios. Ideal for Scots, Scotland lovers, and anyone who enjoys wit with teeth.

* Pages: 50

* Format: Paperback

* Size: A6 UK English